Garden Update, Bram Edition

When we moved, we could only take the plants that would fit in the car. It came down to the clivia that lives in our bedroom; the orchid that's never bloomed after the first time five years ago, but is otherwise healthy; and my bunch of eight stalks of lucky bamboo that I keep in my Outward Bound mug.

I've killed two stalks since moving.

Let's pause for a moment. And consider. I have managed to kill bamboo.