This Thanksgiving we're going to a potluck hosted by one of our 7000 BC friends. Bram will be bringing his traditional day-after-Thanksgiving dish: Ropa Vieja. It's a Cuban dish — slow-cooked beef in a tomato sauce, served over black beans and rice.
So yesterday I'm running errands, grocery shopping for ingredients. Tuesday, the day before the day before Thanksgiving, and everything is mobbed. Lines six people long for every register at Trader Joe's. The Whole Foods parking lot has been converted to one-way traffic only, with rent-a-cops and traffic cones blocking my attempt enter from the back driveway. I end up parking next door at the McDonald's and walking. (Upon returning to my car, I see they've put up a sign at McD's: "Whole Foods Overflow Parking.")
After dodging locals, tourists, and WF employees, I make my way to the meat counter. One of the butcher guys points to me and says "You're next." Great! I figured I'd be behind at least five other people, all picking up their organic, free-range, hormone-free turkeys. I wait while he packages up nearly all of the ground beef in the case for the gray-haired woman to my right. Three football-sized packages, 10 pounds of meat, easy. Waiting for him to finish wrapping, I say to her, "Wow, that's a lot of ground beef."
"I make my own dog food."
Uh, okay. I have no response to that. But I'm thinking: if that's for dog food, why not go to Albertsons, where ground beef is $2.00 cheaper a pound? And: how many dogs does she
have? And: does she do this all the time? or is this a special Thanksgiving treat?
But then it's my turn and I ask for two pounds of flank steak. Now, there's no flank steak in the case. Brisket and flap meat are the closest options. I figure butcher guy will offer up one or the other and I'll ask which would be better (the meat is slow-cooked, then shredded, then marinated overnight, then added to the tomato sauce and re-heated). Instead, he says, "Hang on, I'll go get some." Cool! He comes back with 1.86 pounds of meat, and I dither about whether that's enough. I decide no, it's not, and he comes back with another piece that ups the total to 2.34 pounds. Too much, but whatever better to have leftovers than not enough, we can freeze some of it.
As he's wrapping up the flank steak, butcher guy asks what I'll be eating for Thanksgiving. I tell him he's looking at it and give him a brief description of Ropa Vieja. Surprised, he says, "Most people who come to Whole Foods get those organic, free-range, hormone-free turkeys. Me, I'm having wild turkey for Thanksgiving. Y'know where I get that?"
"From the bottle?"
He laughs, "You got it! 100 proof! Have a great day and a blessed Thanksgiving!"